May 2013
136 posts
solubility:
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
ashley: I remember I was getting ready for a horseback riding lesson in high school and this girl that hated me was finishing her lesson and her period had started and she had blood all over her grey shorts and I didn't say anything to her bc fuck her
clmvt18:
Most drunk I have ever been… Literally do not remember last night oh lord :/
Story of my life LOL
Yahoo Buys Tumblr.
justthedesign:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22591026
I guess we had it coming. :)
JTD
Oh what?
the-unfeminine-female:
There’s no better way for me to get over a crush than to spend the whole day talking with them. I’m both disappointed & relieved.
Truth
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I hope I get some action in NY.
Get ittttttttt
the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1: you will understand nothing, "wtf is this" will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the "real world".
stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.
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Turn offs
- When I’m proofreading papers for my friends or just reading posts online and I see a million grammatical errors…. ohhhhh the agony.
- People who treat their family like shit.
- Self-centered, cocky, vain people.
- You don’t like animals? I don’t like you.
- People that are glued to their phones when they’re around others. Absolutely ruuuuude.
-...
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I’ve been sick for the past 4 days and wish I had someone here to cuddle and endure my sniffling/coughing.
Watchvoldemort-twerks-for-jesus:
cheesecakeforfuckssake:
perpetualvelocity:
justacollegegirl:
moriarty:
finally a student who has the courage to speak out against authority
I’ve seen this twice today. Coming from a future teacher I appreciate this!
I hate how she completely talks over him like ” get out im not listening” Just Ugh
and the teachers are used to people sassing, but this is...
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
Never thought about rocks like this
Watchrhymeswithphallus:
alexkisu:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
FUCK HAHA
OH MY GOD
my kind of man
Thank you for showing me this
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The incredibly uncomfortable moment when you have to explain to your ex that you two have been broken up for the past 2 months… Whoa what? Whoops…
watahhhfooitsgabe:
girl i need that asap
Sex...
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My last final exam is in 4 hours and I’m sitting here on tumblr looking at lesbians :D <3
Priorities.
jommeez:
fennekinfatale:
all up in da pussy like
OMGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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childishnotions:
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
Me
